Altionary (alt-shun-air-ee).

quirksome

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:18:18 -0500

adj. self explanatory, really, but it’s not in the regular dictionary so…

Blow up

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:00:00 -0400

noun. Extreme throw-up of the lungs.

nickle

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:57:55 -0400

[nik-lay] noun. nickel

pickel

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:57:00 -0400

[pik-el] noun. pickle

irridiculous

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 19:40:33 -0400

adj. Extremely ridicuous. The double negative rule is ignored in this case.

Irregardless

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 19:38:46 -0400

double the regardlessness. The double negative rule is ignored for this case.

Ex. Hey, c’mon, it’s a word, and I will use it irregardless of what you say!

hilario

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 10:19:50 -0500

noun. 1. word coined by Rhett and Link to describe a collection of hilarious materials, be they audio or video.

2. a chance to make a shameless plug for rhettandlink.com

—-source: Rhettandlink.com

substitutionary contraction

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 09:53:55 -0500

noun. a contraction that does not use any or some of the letters in the original words.

Ex. D’jew take out the trash today?

d'jew

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 09:51:00 -0500

substitutionary contraction. Did you.

the're

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 09:49:00 -0500

contraction. They are. Isn’t that just so much easier to type?

velvet

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:25:00 -0500

adj. term describing a voice that is gritty, but in a smooth way, like granite smoothed over by the waves of the ocean. When such a voice is heard, one experiences a strangely pleasant sensation like powdered sugar on the tongue or a circus peanut dissolving in the mouth.

Ex. The vocal stylings of Beck.

—-collaborator: Mitchell

heh

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:41:00 -0400

onomatopeia. “Huh” with a humorous twist.

ex: Heh…onomatopeia.

buntu

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:23:00 -0400

noun. Easier to say than ubuntu. [some say “uh-buntu”, some say “oo-buntu” - I say, avoid the confusion]

ex. “easier to say than buntu.”

——contributed by Wess

altionary

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:56:26 -0400

noun. A collection of alternate words to use in speaking

five

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:21:00 -0400

verb. To alter whether for good or for bad. syn: fix, mess with, ruin

ex: That live cd I installed really fived with my computer, but luckly I was able to five it.