velvet

adj. term describing a voice that is gritty, but in a smooth way, like granite smoothed over by the waves of the ocean. When such a voice is heard, one experiences a strangely pleasant sensation like powdered sugar on the tongue or a circus peanut dissolving in the mouth.

Ex. The vocal stylings of Beck.

—-collaborator:  Mitchell

heh

onomatopeia.  “Huh” with a humorous twist.

ex:  Heh…onomatopeia.

buntu

noun. Easier to say than ubuntu. [some say “uh-buntu”, some say “oo-buntu” - I say, avoid the confusion]

ex. “easier to say than buntu.”

——contributed by Wess

altionary

noun.  A collection of alternate words to use in speaking

five

verb.  To alter whether for good or for bad. syn:  fix, mess with, ruin

ex:  That live cd I installed really fived with my computer, but luckly I was able to five it.