Altionary (alt-shun-air-ee).

Nov 13

quirksome

adj.  self explanatory, really, but it’s not in the regular dictionary so…

Jul 07

Blow up

noun.  Extreme throw-up of the lungs.

Jun 09

nickle

[nik-lay] noun. nickel

pickel

[pik-el] noun.  pickle

Apr 27

irridiculous

adj.  Extremely ridicuous.  The double negative rule is ignored in this case.

Irregardless

double the regardlessness.  The double negative rule is ignored for this case.

Ex. Hey, c’mon, it’s a word, and I will use it irregardless of what you say!

Nov 04

hilario

noun.  1. word coined by Rhett and Link to describe a collection of hilarious materials, be they audio or video.

2.  a chance to make a shameless plug for rhettandlink.com

—-source:  Rhettandlink.com

substitutionary contraction

noun.  a contraction that does not use any or some of the letters in the original words.

Ex. D’jew take out the trash today?

d'jew

substitutionary contraction.  Did you.

the're

contraction.  They are. Isn’t that just so much easier to type?