Posserblet (pos/sue/blay)

adverb.  Origin: Faux French. A more ambiguous version of the word “possibly”. Less possibly than possibly.

ex:  Question: “Can you clean the bathroom?”

Answer: “Posserblet…”

quirksome

adj.  self explanatory, really, but it’s not in the regular dictionary so…

Blow up

noun.  Extreme throw-up of the lungs.

nickle

[nik-lay] noun. nickel

pickel

[pik-el] noun.  pickle

irridiculous

adj.  Extremely ridicuous.  The double negative rule is ignored in this case.

Irregardless

double the regardlessness.  The double negative rule is ignored for this case.

Ex. Hey, c’mon, it’s a word, and I will use it irregardless of what you say!

hilario

noun.  1. word coined by Rhett and Link to describe a collection of hilarious materials, be they audio or video.

2.  a chance to make a shameless plug for rhettandlink.com

—-source:  Rhettandlink.com

substitutionary contraction

noun.  a contraction that does not use any or some of the letters in the original words.

Ex. D’jew take out the trash today?

d’jew

substitutionary contraction.  Did you.